(A Londoner’s observation:)

1. A fat gondolier
2. Santander Cycles
3. Tweed suits
4. Delays on the District and Circle lines
5. Deliveroo drivers
6. Congestion charge
7. Nicola Sturgeon, Jeremy Corbyn, Boris Johnson or Sadiq Khan
8. Greggs
9. Ubers
10. Pearly Kings and Queens
11. Double decker bus
12. Cheeky Nandos

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